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Ditz (n. Slang) A scatterbrained or eccentric person

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A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a weird argument about who was better. The annoying kid said, “Well, at least I have a girlfriend!” to which I responded, “Whatever. Your girlfriend has 67 protons.” In response, the entire class, including the teacher, turned their heads to look at the periodic table on the wall. The element with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical symbol “Ho.” My teacher was the first to laugh. MLIA.

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epona-emily:

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dirtylittlerocknrolla:

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themarshmallowchronicles:

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miggrator:

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randommakings:

Dude,

srsly.

Fuck

Need this on my blog.

This..omg.

Fucking WIN.

that- So smart.

Oh my god, can I marry this person?

I can’t because polygamy isn’t legal in Australia?

Oh well. Still awesome.

SO MUCH WIN

can i please marry that guy

WIN. OH MY GOD.

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If you think you are unhappy...

ufocottoncandy:

If you think you are unhappy…
If you think your salary is low…
If you think you don’t have many friends…

 When you feel like giving up …
If you think you suffer in life,
do you suffer as much as he does?

If you complain about your transport system …

 
If your society is unfair …


Enjoy life, how it is, and as it comes 
There are always those who are worse
off than we are.
There are many things
in your life that will catch your eye, But
only a few will catch your heart…pursue those…
 


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